Seeing as my portfolio was the "coming soon" graphic you see above for 11 years or so, I'm beginning to suspect it will simply never make an appearance. It is shy and cannot be coaxed out of its shell, try as I might to do so.
I have no contact information to proffer, no recourse to suggest. I'm simply occupying several kilobytes of a data centre's precious little disk space with reckless abandon, a bourgeois statement about what a few dozen dollars and some ancient scripting knowledge can yield in this modern era of internettery.
Perhaps someday some writing will appear here.